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I Hate You
You are so full of yourself dat it makes me wanna puke.
You think you are the greatest person alive. But guess wad. You can't be more wrong.
If you think you're the fattest person alive, then maybe you're not as stupid as i thought.
You think you have the greatest d****ter ever. In reality, you only have the greatest and fattest ass i've ever seen in my entire life.
You think you have class. We think you only have a big fat ass.
You think by putting other people down reflects ur 'high class status'. It simply just reflects ur stupidity again with the so very limited vocab u choose to use when you belittle people.
You are so fake even the fake LV bag can't be compared to you.
With an ass like yours, its a pity we don't have a guiness record for the fattest woman alive. You might just win it.
You are so impossibly fat dat a cow or an elephant probably weighs less than you.
You wonder why am i so rude. I just wonder why are u so fat, how did ur ass get so big, how do u find a seat on public transport, do people think you're pregnant when u're actually just plain fat, how do people tolerate your stupidity, how did u get so fat, how do u maintain ur wad.. 150kg worth of fats?
You pity us? We pity you even more. We onli have 5 mouths to feed in our family. You? Just feeding you alone probably needs more food than a 10 course dinner. Wad a huge sum of money dat must cost you. But no worries!! I have a fantastic idea. An idea so fantastic i should be awarded with the nobel prize. You can eat ur own sh*t. In dat case, you will be able to save TONS of money. While we may spend this lifetime trying to become millionnaires, you can acheive dat target within say.. 1 month, by eating ur own sh*t thus saving food and groceries money. If ur sh*t isn't able to fulfil ur appetite, which by the way is highly possible, i will be most happy to courier mine over. And yes, i'll gladly pay for the courier charges.
Given your stupidity and ur pea-sized brain, i wouldn't be surprised if by now you haven't figure out wad i'm trying to put across to you. So let it just put it out in plain form, for your benefit.
I HATE YOU.
AND YOU'RE THE FATTEST PERSON I'VE EVEN SEEN IN MY LIFE.
Good luck in trying to lose weight. Fat ass.
KaoBei-ed @
3:44 PM
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Busy Busy Busy~~
Judging from my heading, you should be able to tell i've been really really busy with work these days. Wad work u ask? Wad else but Picture Me? I just love dat job. I work as and when i like, and its really sort of easy money.
Qiuying and I have been working like there's no tomorrow these few days. We've been almost working everyday for a week non-stop. I pity Qiuying more though, she has days where some of her events start as early as 8.30am. Me, i've onli got evening events. =)
Yesterdaywas a record breaking day for me since i started working at Picture Me. First of all, our dear colleague reached Westin almost 10 mins before the event started and we waited for about 1 and a half hour for them to bring the equipment there.
Secondly, we had like 6 'coordinators' including our ladyboss and 3 photographers although one disappeared dunno when.
I wouldn't say i din have fun.. coz i did, but... BUT... my work ended around 12.30AM. Qiuying and the others left earlier at around 10.30 coz they had something on. Poor me ended up stucked with 2 other colleagues to pack up the entire place and to bring every single equipment back to UE Square. By the time we were done with everything, it was already 1am. Den we decided to go for supper, company's account. =)
Reached home at 2.30, and my parents were already up and in the midst of getting ready for work. Bathed and waited for my stupid hair to dry. By the time i finally lie on my bed, it was already 5am. Was supposed to help out in the market this morning, but i would die without my 8 hours of sleep, so i passed on the very 'shen sheng ren wu' to whoelse... Yan Ping! ahAHahAH.. And so i had my 8 hours of beauty sleep. =)
And i thought since i've had my 8 hours of sleep, i shall be hardowrking and blog a little. And since i'm already blogging, i decided i might as well change the picture in my blogskin, and in the meantime, do a little promotion for my Jie Lun's latest EP, Fearless. I saw the news on the Internet that Jie Lun's latest EP would be released on the 20th January and immediately, i left home slightly earlier before work to buy the album. And as usual, once i got hold of the album, i couldn't stop smiling to myself all the way. =) And now, i'm a happie girl again.
KaoBei-ed @
6:21 PM
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
NYE + Girl's Night Out
Its been raining cats and dogs for dunno how many donkey days already. The weather is so cold i actually have to wear a jacket at home. Its unlike me i noe, but i'm sick and the doctor told me to take care of myself and to get more rest. I decided having gastric flu and a fever is enough and i really din wan the stupid cold bug to bug me. So i'm like this super sick and weak person wandering around the house all day coz i have nowhere to go and i have no appetite to eat anything hence the pale and sad face. =(
Anywayz, since ahmah requested that i blog, i shall do as i'm told and blog for her. See how nice i am to my friends. The moment i saw her tag, i told her i will be blogging soon. I simply neglected to mention to her wad my post will be about. *evil grinz*
Let's start with something mild, New Year's Even celebration with Mingwei and Qiuying. We went to Zheng Fa. Did i already mention that in my last post? I have no idea. But who cares. This is my blog and i will blog about anything i wan. Even if i repeat myself every other day. Where was i? Oh yeah.. NYE. 3 of us were at Zheng Fa super early. If i remembered correctly, i tink we were there by 5.30pm. And we finished dinner at 7.30pm. HAha.. just when the crowd started pouring in, we left the smelly and wet place. =) And we went shopping. ahAHahh.. And again, just when the real crowd starts arriving at Orchard for the countdown event, we were getting ready to leave the place. ahhah. But not before taking some pictures to end the year with!
It always begins with us. =)
And again.
With Mingwei~
We onli managed to get a few good and normal shots before Qiuying and I started our nonsense.
Selfish qiuying and got half of me in the picture.
Upon my protest, we took another shot. Better this time, although i am still missing a ear.
Finally, one of me and mingwei
And dat was it! ahAHaha.. I noe i noe, we're boring people. So what. Do we look like we care? As ahmah always like to sae, 'Gao Xing Jiu Hao' =) We're happie as it is.. and dats more than enough.
Moving on, i met up with my girls again last fri. Before i fell sick. ahAHah.. Dinner at Peace centre. Cheap and good wanton mee. Den crossed over and slacked at Mr Bean's. My first time there. The prices are alright, but the drinks are not fantastic. Quite tasteless. But their brownies are yummy~~~~
Then Qiuying started playing with my fone, so i played with hers. *evil grinz* When Qiuying's fone lands in my hands, i will not let it get away without at least a few shots. It seems however, that that night, ahmah was in camera mode as well!!
A picture of our drinks first
It took onli ONE normal get before we started acting crazy again
I'm trying to shrink my face.. though it doesn't seemed to be working
Den ahmah went into full ugly face picture mode. ahAHahAha.. This must be the picture of the year man..
I gave it my best shot.. onli to be behind ahmah by wad... 10,659 points???? ahAHah
Here's another award winning picture..
Qiuying den decided to join in the fun..! But i'd sae its not even half as good as ahmah's... ahAha
Here's me again... trying very very hard..
Ahmah... easily winning my last shot with this..
I refused to give up!!
AhAHahAhaHAah!!!!! Good eh!! i almost went blind trying to do that stupid face.. ahAhah.. plus the flash from qiuying's camera.. my god.. i should be thankful i still have my sight.
Den.. Ahmah decided to act cute!! Since i was facing the entrance of the cafe and i was going blind, i decided to stop for the night and let ahmah 'du ling feng sao~'
Just look at her sickening face...
AhahAhahah.. We were happily snapping away when i thought i saw the waiters and waitresses starting to look our way. So we had to end our little picture taking session. Hee.
Good post yea AhMaH~? Like it? Its specially dedicated to You. I love You. =)
KaoBei-ed @
2:19 PM
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Can't Sleep?
A wonderful Wed, cool and peaceful, and i'm stuck at home, with yet again another one big bloody basket of clothes to iron. I've been coming with all sorts of excuses not to iron them but it seems i've run out of excuses already. =(
hMm.. Some might noe, i've been having trouble sleeping for the past... 3 weeks? one month? i can't even remember. Ahmah noes it best coz i've been msging her in the middle of the night at 4 or 5 or 6am, telling her i'm still awake. My insonmia (wadever the spelling lah) is not due to me waking up in the afternoon, in fact, i've been waking up no later than 1pm everyday!
Imagine that, i sleep at 5 and i wake up at 1. Dats onli like 8 hours. So i'm not getting any extra hours of sleep everyday, so why am i having so much trouble sleeping???? Ahmah's been asking me to apply those oilment beneath my eyes so i won't open them and so i'll sleep. Its useless. Not that i've tried it, but i dun wan to risk getting blind. Besides, its not dat i can't force myself to close my eyes, its just i can't get into sleep. I told ahmah i suspect there are some 'unwelcomed guests' in my room which is why i can't sleep at night. She says i think too much. I think so too.
So... i made up my mind to find a day whereby i'll wake up super early, keep myself busy the entire day so that i'll be so damn bloody tired in the night dat i'll fall straight into deep sleep and not wake up until the next morning. And.. i decided yesterdae was the auspicious day. ahAHaHA.
I told ahmah the night before that i'll make sure i wake up at 10 in the morning. And so i did. I slept at around 4 and i woke up at exactly 9.46am the next morning, even earlier than ahmah. Dun ask me how i managed to stay awake the entire day. I have no idea. It seems my adrenalin just keeps pumping and pumping. Maybe its due to the fact that i went out to buy my new phone and i'm too excited about that fact alone that i felt so alive. ahAHah. i even went to my mum's market to help her pack up. However, by 7pm, i was so tired, i was starting to hallucinate. ahAhah.. Talked to ahmah on the phone and i couldn't stop laughing at the slightest thing. Ahmah told me to 'ren' and that if i slept earlier than 9pm, i would end up waking up in the middle of the night and all my efforts will go to waste. =(
So, I stayed awake until 9.30pm before i finally gave up and polp onto the bed like a big, fat stone, and (thank you lord) i slept till this morning. =) hee hee Haa haa.
I am ShuiYi. I made my reputation by sleeping. No one and No-thing is going to stop me from doing wad i do best. So there.
KaoBei-ed @
3:51 PM
Monday, January 02, 2006
Goodbye 2005, Hello 2006
ArGh~! I noe i'm late wishing everyone a Happie year 2006. But its better late than never ain't it? =) It seems everyone i know have something to blog on the first day of the new year but me. I do have things to blog about, its just i dunno where to begin. There are so many thoughts i wanna pen down but my fingers are not dat fast u noe.
So anywayz, its the new year, and just like dat, we bid goodbye to 2005. For me, 2005 went by in a breeze. If u were to ask me to think of something meaningful that happened to me in 2005, i probably need a month to think. So manybe i should just do a little recap.
I noe the first 3 months of 2005 were a super fast pace 3 months coz the marketing students of TP were in their final semester, where we had 4 subjects to clear in 3 months. Graduation was just months away.
The Group
The graduates of 2005, Dip in Marketing
These 3 months passed so fastI can't even remember how we celebrated ahmah's birthdae, if we even did celebrate in the first place. But one thing i do remember that happened in March, was my birthdae! =) My dear Christine, Mercy and Qiuying came over to my place at midnight, with a cheesecake to celebrate my birthday for me. *touched* Although i was in my mickey mouse pjs when they came over, it was a birthdae i'll never forget.
In April, i had 2 new found best friends apart from ahmah; Mingwei and Qiuying. Bates almost killed us with the database data entry, but we survived, $1000 over richer, and bonded like we've never bonded before. For the next 2 months or so, the 4 of us met up almost every single day. Out of the 7 days in a week, we'd at least meet up 5 days or so. Starbucks became our best friend.
During June and July, the 4 of us continued meeting up, but less often as ahmah started school. Qiuying and i then proceeded with lots of roadshows with Picture Me. And mingwei, well, i have no idea wad she did during those few months. aAHahAHah.. Then in August, Qiuying found a job at NSRCC. Soon later, i joined Qiuying at NSRCC too, at their membership department. Den i got to stressed and decided to quit. Qiuying got bored of her job scope and left NSRCC too. ahahAHa.. Dat particular job, we both lasted 1 and a half month. Nothing to be proud of i noe.
Apart from working at NSRCC, to leaving NSRCC, June was also a memorable month coz it was the month My jie lun's first ever movie, Initial D, premiered in Singapore! And yes, i forced Mingwei and Qiuying to catch the earliest movie slot at Bishan Junction 8. =)
1st to 4th of September, Qiuying, Christine and i worked with Catcha Ltd at the Comex 2005 held at the Suntec Convention Centre. It was good money and i had fun during the 4 days. Den it was back to Picture Me again. Why Picture Me again u may ask. The money's not fantastic, but it super super easy money. U sit around for a few hours, and u're at least $20 richer. So why the hell not?
In October, i started work at AIA. I loved that job. Good looking guys everywhere, working location damn near my place, working hours short enough, colleagues are alright to hang out with, and my exec takes damn good care of me. Wad more can i ask for? =) Besides maybe a little more pay from the agency.
I had my worst days during the month of november. Apart from the boring job scope and drifting apart of friends, bitbit got sick in the mids of november and left me on November 24th, on my last day of work at AIA. It was a difficult time for, and i'm thankful for those who stood by me during my worst times. I'll never forget her and i'll always miss her. And... i know my baby's in a better place now.
Nonetheless, despite wad happened to my baby, one good thing did happened in November. My Jie lun released his long awaited 6th album, November's Chopin. =) I remember literally flying to Novena Square on the 31st of October to collect the CD, and beaming all the way home with 2 very precious albums of my Jie Lun's latest work.
And finally in December, i went back to rotting. ahAHah. And pretty much rot the entire month away. I told mingwei i would look for a job after new year. Its already the new year now. And i'm still jobless. And i've not sent out any resumes. When i say new year, i meant Chinese New year. ahAHahah.. But given my procastinating nature, i would probably push it later till after ahmah's birthday, den after my birthday. The next thing u noe, school's started and i can forget all about working. ahAHAAHah.
And Hey! If this is the case, i have my first new year's resolution; to get a fucking job. What better way to start the new year than to look for a fucking job rite? =)
There's probably TONS more of things that happened in 2005. But given my memory capacity, this is all i can recall. =)
So.. for 2006, i'm turning 21. =) Jie lun's gonna have his once in every 2 years concert again! No other resolution's gonna be made except for the earlier one mentioned. No point in making them since i dun have the habit of achieving them.
okok, maybe one more. To increase my brain's memory space and to improve my spelling.
KaoBei-ed @
2:29 PM